It is I! Yoshimitsu!!

Alright! Now while I cannot put too much time into this post, I'll see what I can do. It's been a long long day of avoiding people, and exploring the woods on the side of the campus. But if there's one thing a day like that'll do to you, it's give you a damn good appetite! So after narrowly avoiding a groundhog attack, and nearly being obliterated by an angry mob of golfers, it's time to recap my meals for today.

Breakfast: First thing in the morning, I headed on down to the dining hall for a glorious breakfast of champions. I started off with a Belgium Waffle that was larger than my head. I had a hard day of testing ahead of me, so I decided to go with Orange Juice to drink. My mother used to tell me that OJ could get through any challenge that is put forth...but I always thought she was talking about the person. Low and behold, the same goes for the drink! After the first course, I had a small bowl of Special K...WITH strawberries! And of course, I topped it all off with a cup of coffee. A wonderful diner quality breakfast!

Lunch: Today for lunch, I didn't have a whole lot. I had stuff to do, and therefore was unable to stay long. So for lunch today I just had a piece of pizza on wheat bread, an order of french fries, and a cherry coke. A nice small lunch.

Dinner: Now...as I said before, during the time between lunch and dinner, I spent a great deal of energy avoiding people and exploring the woods. During which time, I got within two feet of a groundhog! The creature's glare pierced my mind, and froze my body due to the similarity of Nannybug. Shortly after our stare-down, it ran off...but the confrontation left me scarred for life, and absolutely famished. So I quickly abandoned the woods, and took for the dining hall! I indulged in another round of pizza. This time, on normal bread, and two pieces! To accompany my pizza, I constructed a salad of godly proportions and consumed said salad. For dessert, I had a chocolate ice cream cone. While this may seem somewhat ordinary, I have not had chocolate ice cream in some time, and therefore it left me content.

Late Night: Ah Late Night. The best part about college. For late night this evening, we went to the wondrous Galley. I wasn't all that hungry, so I just got a bag of chips, some crazy cranberry juice, and dippin dots ice cream. Oh yea. That's what I thought.