I'm tired. There, I've discussed my tiredness. I have no world-changing observations or thoughts tonight, just that my night to post always just so happens to invariably be the night before a paper is due which also just so happens to be the night that I (attempt to) begin and finish the aforementioned paper. Herego, heretoforthwith, I'm tired. And that's all I have to say about that.
Breakfast: I had no time for breakfast. I fell asleep mid-essay last night and so, thanks to Professor Nesto's motivational speaking, I forced myself to finish it this morning = no time for breakfast, not that I want cancer anyway...
Lunch: I had awesomeness for lunch! You might say I made up this lunch menu item, but you're wrong. "Awesomeness" is simply the English translation of the Italian (or is it French?) term, "panini." I discovered at lunch today that there is a panini machine in one of the dininag halls. Naturally I got olive bread, pesto spread (on both sides), olive spread (you can never have too much olivery goodness), two slices of provolone cheese, and just a bit of tuna fish. Like I said: awesomeness.
Dinner: I found out today that dinner is much less enjoyable when you're trying to play Ping Pong at the same time. Especially when you're having crabcakes that require a fork since they're too fragile to be picked up. But you know me, I won 21-15 and I finished every last bit of those crabcakes. Nothing gets between Not Fat Dan and food.
3 comments:
Your dinner paragraph is one of the most concise, yet hilarious and brilliant paragraphs this blog has seen. We'd expect nothing less from [Not] Fat Dan.
My breakfast causes cancer claim seems to have made an impact.
It definitely struck a chord.
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