This post is coming to you late, well, frankly, because I was unconscious last night. I can hear the gasps and see the frightened looks on your faces, but don't worry, at no point was my life in danger...I think. Truth be told I was knocked out by an Amazonian cannibal, figuratively speaking. At around 11 last night I went to the library to write an essay involving cannibals and by around 1 a.m. the buggers knocked me unconscious with boredom. I woke up this morning on a sofa in the library, essay-less, post-less, and shirt-less. (Just kidding about that last part.) 24/7 libraries are a beautiful thing. With no further ado, what I ate yesterday:
Breakfast: Cup o' cold Steve. I wanted a cup o' steamin' Joe, but no, the cafe was only serving Steve yesterday.
Lunch: Tuna melt, or at least that's what I wanted. Seems that I got someone's grilled cheese sandwich instead.
Dinner: Dinner yesterday was more like a constant stream of snacks than an actual meal. Thursdays are inarguably the greatest inventions invented by anyone. What other day can I sit down in front of a TV for 3 hours of entertainment? My Name Is Earl, 30 Rock, The Office, (eventually) Scrubs, and It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. 'Nuff said.
Late Night Failed Attempt at Snack to Keep me Awake at the Library: Mike and Ikes and Sprite. Only this morning did I realize that they were sugar-free Mike n' Ikes and the sprite was caffiene-free. Figures.
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very clever title
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