Sunday, October 14

Serenade to a Chinese Dictator

Ahh, the home life. I have the entire next week off for Fall Break, so that means I have eight more days to do nothing. That's okay, though, as I could use some time to relax. I have a few goals for this long break, which I will detail to you now:

-upload every compact disc in this house onto my computer in preparation for my radio show
-write my ACS paper
-formulate a thesis for my English paper
-do Math
-go to Franklin Mills Mall
-harrass Dr. Hensel at Neshaminy Homecoming
-buy, play, and complete The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass

So far, I have done none of these. It's a pretty ambitious list, as you can see, and will take lots of hard work. I will keep you updated on the progress of these goals throughout my posts during the week to come. But, as stated, I have done none of these today. I pretty much surfed the web, watched baseball, and ate food!

Lunch:
For lunch, I ate two and a half slices of reheated pizza, from which we owe the pleasure to Peppi's, a fine establishment. This proved to enrage my sister, as she was cutting the grass and wanted this pizza for herself. Ha! I'm a college student. I can do whatever I want!

Dinner:
On the way home from my brother's rugby game, my parents and Jonathan went to Genuardi's and bought steaks, bread, macoroni salad, and caeser salad. They arrived home... and we threw all of that out and had frozen eggplant for dinner. Just kidding.

Oh yea, Fat Dan is a cheater at Facebook Scrabble. He used magical words such as "Maka" and "Pooxi" (aka words that don't exist) to wriggle a victory away from me. If Facebook says they exist, then they must, right? Screw you, Fauxbook. Screw you, Fat Dan. I finished the game under protest and watched postseason baseball until... well, now. Indians are winning 13-6 in the bottom of the 11th. Looks like the series is tied up, one apiece.


Not that anyone reading this gives a crap (I'm looking at you, Fat Dan).

-Professor Nesto

2 comments:

Not Fat Dan said...

Oh pssssh! You're just angry that I completely destroyed you at 341 to 279. Besides, if anyone made up words, it was you! "Mi?" Last time I checked, Spanish wasn't English.

Professor Nesto said...

Oh pfffffffffffffffffffffffff, you were the one putting random letters in random places, pressing "Play Word," and hoping it would give you 50 points. THAT, my friend, is a dastardly method.