ACCIDENT PRONE and hungry

My Title says it all. I have indeed become accident prone these past few weeks.
While the President was home, I fell down the stairs. I dont know if it was the dog beds in my arms that I was trying to carry down the steps or the two happy pudgy pugs winding aorund my legs as I tried to carry the beds down the steps, or perhaps it may have been the larger than they should be fluffy blue slippers, making me loose my balance, as I carried the beds down the stairs while two happy fat pugs wound around my legs, but either way I landed on my ass and crushed my stair basket.

last Saturday, I decided to clean up old dead stuff in the garden and get things cleaned up for winter and Christmas
The most wonderfull time of the year, right?
wrong.
Pulled out my back and was unable to walk. Had to lay on the floor for a while until I decided what a person in this situation does. 911? no isnt that bad, Chiropractor? dont have one anymore and it was late. Dr? yeah called dr, left message. She called back 8 hours late and told me to go to the ER. Screw that.
Pulled a muscle is all I did but MAN, that hurts.
so last night, I decide to put the decor out front and so that I dont kill my potted spikey plant, I put things areound it, long story short, the spikey plant spiked me in the eye and scratched my cornea. That was very painfull!! Eye swollen, tearing, huntched over like old lady, I make my way to my new chiropractor who not only fixed my back, but whatever he did to my neck fixed the pain in my eye!!
Now that I can walk , stand up straight and see, its time to eat!
"What did she eat you ask?" more coffee and korean popcorn? (I know none of you have had Korean popcorn except Ian) so I will describe it. Popcorn with a tad of corn syrup here and there. Very dry but the kernals look like small brains and I pretend that I am a giant eating brains for snacks!(oh the minds of artists)
Then I had some chili and chopped onions and cheese mellted on top. the chili.
They day isnt over yet Im anticipating eating dinner at the hospital, not because were visiting someone but because they have really good food and I feel Its the best place for someone like me to be.
Ill let you know in my next blog what I had for dinner and I have exciting news, I have also have a guest blogger possible comming tonight.
TATA