Monday, December 10

Fixing the Problem!

Alright. As my colleague New Bill and I were discussing earlier today, there seems to have been a problem in the order of the food blog. The cause of this is unknown, but it seems that it's got the blog held at a standstill, and I'd like to take this time to fix the problem! While a great many things have gone wrong, it seems that the biggest one took place after our guest blogger. It seems that the mysterious "Marie Claire" stepped forth to write about her "unfortunate misfortunes" two days early, this skipping both me and New Bill! Not a problem though since I, Ian William Xavior Gillies, hereby take this time to refresh the food blog rotation! After me will come New Bill, and after that will come Fat Dan since my dear mother already went! And after Fat Dan, the food blog will fall back to its normal rotation which is as follows:

Not Fat Dan, Professor Nesto, Ian X. Gillies, Daniel L. Nicastro, Marie Claire

Should Meredith wish to join the food blog permanently, then we shall welcome her, and give her a time slot inbetween Erik and myself! I hope that this corrects the rotation, and gets it running smoothly once more. Another issue to bring up is the addition of other guest bloggers. As long as we're all able to pick back up where we were before the guest blogger and the person who is responsible for that day is informed, all are welcome! Feel free to discuss any of this, as well as the potential addition of other permanent bloggers!

There! That out of the way, I can begin my post. I will delay the results of my Breakfast Investigation once more, only because I used this post to fix the rotation. That, and the fact that I'm a procrastinator! Instead, I will simply bring you all through my day. Today was rather uneventful. It was the last day of classes here at Millersville, meaning not much attention was payed! Unfortunately, I had to bid farewell to my fond Chemistry partner New Bill, seeing as it is unlikely that we will ever work the wonders of Chemistry again. What a godawful class! Whoever decided to make it so Bio majors need 4 Chem classes to graduate needs to die. End of story.

On a lighter note, I have a nice little story to warm the hearts of all you procrastinators! You see, today is the last day of Wellness, and with that day comes the due date of every single one of our "Wellness Labs". What is a Wellness lab you ask? Well, it's something that's really stupid and very time consuming, and we have like 80 of them due at the end of the year! Naturally, nobody did them till this weekend! Now my good pal Jesse spent his entire weekend doing these godforsaken labs, while I chose to instead help my good friend Stacey with her French video and have fun with the fellows across the hall. Needless to say, Jesse wouldn't have it! He spent what little free time he had telling me how screwed I was and how I was going to fail Wellness and how I was an idiot and blah blah blah blah!
So ya know...I worked on my labs as much as I could before my Wellness class, and actually got a good deal of it done! I don't know what the hell took Jesse so damn long to do it. But anyway, when I got to Wellness, my teacher decided...that instead of collecting the labs, he wanted to not collect them and just give us all 100%!

HA! Take that Jesse!
For the countless hours of time you wasted and your strange desire to go out of your way to try and make me feel like I was a failure at life, I hope you realize that I did nothing and still got a perfect!

The lesson: Wellness isn't a real class, and every minute you spend on it is a minute of wasted life!
Oh, that and...Procrastination is bound to pay off eventually!

Right, I almost forgot!
I got a 4/50 on my Chemistry Test!
High Five!

Breakfast: Ah...this was my last breakfast before a class for the rest of the semester! Joy! Unfortunately, I didn't have a whole lot. A bowl of Corn Flakes with Strawberries, and one of those bottled Starbucks frappachinos! Yummy!

Lunch: I didn't have time for a good lunch...I had Wellness Labs to do that didn't need to be done! I headed down to the "Club de Ville", which is the internet cafe jawn we've got here. The left wall is lined with iMacs, there are two pool tables in the right corner, and opposite the pool tables is a Starbucks cafe! In other words, it's heaven! I got a venti coffee, and a cheese danish and sat down. I was lucky enough to run into a lovely young lady from the fencing team, who told me all of her trips to England and Spain and every other country in Europe! What's she doing in Millersville? Beats me!

Dinner: Frankly, I wasn't very hungry at dinner time and I was busy playing Starcraft. So when my roommate asked me to come eat with him and Jesse and someone else...I declined! Starcraft comes first I'm afraid! I'll get something to eat at Late Night tonight...which is actually right now! Toodles food bloggers!

4 comments:

Christine Gillies said...

Well, they didnt call you the president for nothing.

D.L.Nicastro said...

We may suck at Chemistry, but we sure can work a food blog!

Professor Nesto said...

I love how it took us 2 months to decide to set in stone a posting order! But in all seriousness, this is why you're the leader of the Onions, Ian.

meredith said...

the word for food is nourriture, i will admit i had to look it up though. i finished my final the other day and im officialy never speaking french again! and i would love to write on this regularly the world needs to know what i'm eating