"Quotes"

Welp, it's once again growing late on the night which I am assigned to blog, and as always I found myself without any initiative at all to write. And so I sit here on my couch in my living room and interrogate my own mind in hopes of finding a topic...any topic...to write about. Sometimes I hope and pray for an excuse to arise which would prevent me from writing...just so I'd have one more night to procrastinate my duties. But in my heart, I began to realize that there is no escaping, for I am a blogger! As the great English psychologist Ralph Waldo Enderson once said, "The efforts which we make to escape from our destiny only serve to lead us into it."

So in a sense, there is no escaping the toils of writing a blog on an eventless day, for it will always come back to me in the end. That being said, I'd like to dedicate this blog post to all those great men and women who were able to describe situations which ordinary folk were unable to. A blog filled with both wise and witty quotes, because as Mark Twain once said, "It takes a heap of sense to write good nonsense."

"The most incomprehensible thing about Earth is that it's comprehensible."
-Albert Einstein

"The significance of man is that he is insignificant and is aware of it."
-Carl Becker

"Imagination and fiction make up more than three quarters of our real life."
-Simone Weil

"People have one thing in common: they are all different."
-Robert Zend

"No one has a finer control of language than the one who keeps his mouth shut."
-Sam Rayburn

"Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
-George Burns

"Comedy is tragedy plus time."
-Carol Burnett

"To study music, we must learn the rules. To create music, we must forget them."
-Nadia Boulanger

"To be an ideal guest, stay at home."
-Edgar Watson Howe

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous"
-Anonymous

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
-George Burns

"You can't make anything idiot proof, because idiots are so ingenious."
-Ron Burns

"I find nothing more depressing than optimism."
-Paul Fussell

"A bank is a place that will loan you money if you can prove that you don't need it."
-Bob Hope

"It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right."
-Moliere

"I love mankind-it's people I can't stand."
Charles M. Schulz

"I hate intolerant people."
-Gloria Steinem

"England and America are two countries separated by the same language."
-George Bernard Shaw

"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."
-Albert Einstein

"There are some ideas so wrong that only a very intelligent person could believe in them."
-George Orwell

"It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're set for life."
-Jimi Hendrix

Okay okay, that's enough for now. I've been at this for about an hour and a half now, so I'm just gonna wrap it up. I don't even know if this post is good or not, but I'm not about to start over, so this is all you're getting folks!

Breakfast: Ack...I slept through breakfast again! That seems to be the same story as every day this winter break, minus the few times that Fat Dan made a special guest appearance in the morning.

Lunch: For lunch I had....what did I have? I remember I woke up and was going to get a bowl of cereal...but we were out of milk. Pity. I think I just had some yogurt. Good stuff, but hardly a decent lunch.

Dinner:
"It's pizza night!"
-Harrison Ford

That's right folks, tonight was pizza night! I had two slices of some of the best pizza I've had in awhile. Yummy. We watched The Life Aquatic as well, which made me twice as happy as actually eating today! Oh boy!

And that's that! Hope you all enjoyed the quotes! I'm going to make my end a bit abrupt, because it's like 2 minutes until midnight and I'm trying to get this baby up and running before this fine Sunday leaves us! So until my next post bloggers...so long! I leave you with this:

"Instant gratification takes too long."
-Carri Fisher