Wednesday, January 16

What happens to a day discarded?

Sooooooooo..... looks like I'm the only one still here, everyone else has gone back to colleges here and there. With nothing to do, what do I do? Nothing! I stayed up until four am playing video games and watching TV. Woke up around noon, had lunch, played more video games, watched more TV. Had dinner, perused the internet, watched TV. So here's what I'm going to do: if you leave a quest, a mission if you will, via comment, that is feasible without having to spend more than 20 bucks or walk more than 20 minutes, I'll do it! The sky is the limit to what I'd do (and apparently the number 20). Build something? OK! Make a stop-animation movie? OK! Do...something? You're on!

Breakfast: Luckily I slept through this abominable meal.

Lunch: Best part of the day, I had leftover Penne Vodka Pizza from last night's dinner at Villa Rosa. My favorite pasta + pizza = simply awesome.

Dinner: Thawed out chicken nuggets and Yoohoo. Exciting stuff for an exciting day.

4 comments:

Professor Nesto said...

Alright, here's your mission. At the top of any hour of your choosing, you will get on your bike and ride to 7-11 (or walk, but I doubt you'll want to). Buy a slurpee, ride back to your house, and quickly drink it on your front lawn. Then, go back to 7-11, rinse, and repeat. See how many cycles you can do in an hour. You might lose a little weight in the process.

And if you were looking for something more time consuming, you can always do it again to try to break your own record!

Christine Gillies said...

Write a short story about the cable man who is faking that he has knowledge about installing cable?
Nick is available for Dineror 7 11 runs with you

Ian X. Gillies said...

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of the End". Should a look of childlike fear come over the worker's face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to himself echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through. I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave; do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when they all come together?"

The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Never.

Christine Gillies said...

WOWOW!! Ian , did you come up with all that?