St. Patricks Day

woke up this morning at the usual 8:15, dana made me change my alarm sound because it was bothering her. skank, i almost missed it.
breakfast: i try to sneak to breakfast early but today i was caught and had to socialize. i had a bagel, eggs, sausage and cookies... i was hungry
went to bio, took a quiz, went to calc, took a quiz. i want to stab people in my calc class.
lunch: tuna sanwhich, and waffle fries. everytime i say waffle fries in my head i say it in the voice from that guy on you tube. FO FREE. i sat at the table next to the track team. if my coach saw me and told me how great he is one more time i might have killed him. he missed me though.
then i went to tutor bio. i always pray no one comes and i can leave. but no luck today 2 people came. then came back to my dorm, people in my hall began drinking at 10:30 am. coooool. then i went to practice, i had to run across campus, all 4 ft with my shot put. then i ducked out on hurdles because i was not waiting another hour in between my 1st practice for my 2nd one. plus im a bamf.
dinner: pasta with a side of laxatives. carrots. then some mac and cheese and some corn beef. corn beef looks like tongues, i didnt eat that much but it was purely because it was st pattys day and i had to blog.
went to the library to do my computer project woo hoo.
snack: honey combs and wheat thins and peanutbutter.
then i watched 89089089 versions of my new hair cut. im hungry right now but i dont know what im craving. i think i want steak. unfortounately this fine establishment does not serve steak, or if they did i would not eat it. damn.
alright happy st patty's day everyone!
p.s in the irish spirit the other night i did car bombs, i do not reccomend it.