My Party

Well my blogging buddies, once again it is appropriate that I am the blogger for my own day of birth. I didn't really want to blogg about that but there isn't really anything else to talk about since my entire weekend revolved around this special day.
First we went to a big party thrown for me in this little hollow of a place in the woods that we once called Rivendell because of its mystical ambiances.
Everyone who is anyone was there. All of my favorite authors , musicians and actors from all of my favorite movies were in attendance. It was a BLAST! Never a better party.
I don't know what happened to you guys though? Didn't you get the invitations?
Professor Trip(otherwise known as Michael Douglass, picked me up, along with all of my favorite characters from that movie. He even brought Oolah, because he never forgets an Oolah! (he made jokes about that all night ) I was hoping they would be in the ford fairlane but they said it was way to small and had rented a limo instead. I had never ridden in a limo. It was cool. I stood up as we drove and hung out of the sunroof and drank Toasted Head Chardonnay! Everyone we passed on the road cheered along with me, even though they they had no idea who I was or that I was screaming out the word "underwear"!(just to shock everyone)
At one intersection I turned to my right and there was another limo with someone hanging out his sunroof too with a top hat. The unmistakable cackle of none other than Dudley Moore!! he tipped his hat at me and we air toasted one another with our glasses.
I arrived at Rivendell and it was hopping. There were twinkle lights hanging form many of the trees. That along with the full moon and the stars were a perfect combination of party lighting that could ever be. There was a dance floor made of wood that was lines with candles and there were pumpkins and corn stalks at every intersection as you walked along the wooden paths, which were also lined with lights and candles.There were tables of food but not lined up in a row, they were sort of scattered here and there to keep the informality of the party. Music drifted in from I don't know where. It was as if it just fell down form the heavens because it was my playlist from my ITUNES! All of my favorite songs. There were round white tables with sunflower filled pumpkin centerpeices! it was the most beautifull sight to behold.
Frankenstien was walking around with a tray of ores doevore along with someone dressed as Einstein, Ben Franklin, a hooker and far too many to name.
there was a fountain of champaign, a crepe making table with strawberries and whipped cream. It was a vegetarian feast. There were also tacos and fajitas and Indian food and greek food, spanikopita, baklava and there was a Starbucks Kiosk!
There were three trampolines set up and Jodie Foster was doing acrobatic flips! She really is in such great shape for her age. Sweet Lime was also on that particular trampoline in her Sari! Toni Collette from Little Miss Sunshine was also on and was trying to keep her balance in between Jodi's flipps. I thought they would pee their pants with laughter!
Bill Murrary, Dan Akroyd and Igon were dressed up in full Ghost Busters Regalia. This was when it occured to me that this was a costume party!! That is why everyone was so instantly recognizable. Francis McDormand was dressed as Margie from Fargo(even though I would have liked to see her as her character in Wonder Boys but I didnt' mention it since she had put so much more effort into her costume and accent)
There was a lit up green house sort of building set up towards the back of the enclave and I walked over and went in to see none other than Luke and Suki behind the chaffing tables!!! I was so excited I began to cry at this point and Luke promptly rolled his eyes and said he was leaving if I was going to get all mushy on them! (Suki cried a little too) Of course Babbette was there, she ran over and handed me one of her beloved Knome's as a special gift she said. Miss Patty and Kirk were dancing. Dean and Rorry were sitting on a bench together and Lorelei was in the back they said getting more croissants for the chicken salad dish they were service the people who werent vegetarian.
At this point I stepped out to have a drink and a cigarette with the cast from The Darjeeling Express. We had the photographer come over at that point to capture the moment with a photo. We laughed and held our glasses up saying "here here" towards the camera.
All of a sudden a conga line began to form and we trapsed through the lighted woods laughing and kicking our legs out! We did circle dances too! My head was spinning after that. I had to sit down with Reese Witherspoon and we had our nails done to settle ourselves. Bruster also had his done, even though he's a boy. At that point, the annoying blonde girl from Lost in translation got up and began singing karaoke just like the movie!! We were laughing but with her not at her because she really was just playing a part this time.
On another tampoline, by the creek(which was full of floating lilly pads with tea lights on them, were Gordon, McIntyre and Stella. They had a reenactment of their Kaylie planned for later on after midnight they said when the rest of the cast flew in from Scotland. (With all the airline cancellations, there flight had been affected). They seemed to have been partying a bit before they arrived and I feared for their safety on the trampolines but there was no stopping them as they jumped and laughed hysterically, trying desperately to keep the liquid in the glasses as they jumped.(it was'nt really working) but as they emptied a bit, Gordon had the bottle and they would stop jumping enough to fill their glasses once again.

The last trampoline had assorted people from many different places. If I took the time to name them all this blogg would go on way to long so i'll just say this: Imagine all of my favorite movies and you'll get a feel for this party.
The party went on all night into the dawn. Deer began to come out of the woods to drink from the creek. they werent afriad because no one at my party would EVER think about killing them for sport! The pugs even left them alone .
After that, the party began to break up and we slowly strolled with our arms around each other, smoking cigars out of the park. After all, we knew soon the joggers would be running through.
The people who were left stopped at IHOP with us and we finished off our night with pancakes!
I had the best time at my party!