I was looking through a few old papers and behold! What did I discover but a list compiled junior year on a computer in Neshaminy High School's library about everyone's favorite starbucks man. Due to a challenge by Mr. Benyishay to have the longest post, I decided to publish said list. I have edited last names of actual people I know are actual people, due to...you know, annonymity. But if I missed anyone, sorry! So here goes:
IAN GILLIES FAN CLUB
Members
1. Ian Gillies
2. Kermit the Frog
3. Colin _____
4. Cliff Collins
5. Dave ____
6. Bob Dylan
7. Kyle _____
8. Brad ____
9. Sam ____
10. Bill ____
11. Nicole _____
12. Scott ____
13. Chuckaroo Horn
14. Mike _____
15. Andrew _____
16. Koy _____
17. Gerald Dorland the Douche
18. Brett _____
19. Sara ____
20. Lauren _____
21. Dan Nicastro
22. Dan _______
23. Rob ______
24. Percy Bland
25. Percy Bland's wife
26. Percy Bland's kids
27. Mr. Washington the wife beater
28. The beaten wife of Mr. Washington
29. George Washington
30. Alex Menio
31. JJ Gallager
32. Tim ___
33. My neighbor
34. Kelsey
35. Those hip-hop dancers
36. Dorland's fake surfing buddies
37. Ms Hartland
38. Ms. Sub
39. Kathy______
40. Ginger ______
41. Ginger ______'s kid
42. Tom _______
43. NHS football team
44. NHS basketball
45. Josh _____
46. NHS field hockey woot woot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47. Cast of Who's Line is it Anyway?
48. Mark Twain
49. Samsung Harris
50. Purvey Penwallis
51. Dr. Croom
52. Dave _____
53. ALYCIA _____ CHEYA!
54. those cheerleader twins (tall and skinny)
55. mr dorland's fake astronaut crew
56. bill clinton and monica
57. stew the jew
58. T-rider
59. the fat librarian
60. grandma the cafeteria aid
61. class of '73 and '84
62. bobby brad's basket weaving club
63. jason ______
64. coach schmidt
65. john stamos/uncle jesse
66. bob saget
67. regis philbin
68. the cast of CHIPS
69. dr martin luther king jr
70. the employees of manhattan bagel
71. cuba
72. the inventor of crazy glue
73. SeaBiscuit
74. Dora the explorer
75. Paul Wall People's Champ
76. Napolean Dynamite
77. Nazi Germany
78. 76% o f the White House
79. mark ______
80. drama class
81. the chess club
82. HuckleBerry Finn
83. Lassie
84. Jesus H. Christ
85. Evan _____
86. Evan _____'s girlfriend
87. Charles Manson
88. Mr. Ferrara's brother
89. Summer Sanders
90. Judge Judy
91. Marina
92. and her back hair
93. Ian Gillies's Parents
94. Enron
95. Jim Carrey
96. Frank
97. Scotty Blay Street Fighter
98. Shovel Face
99. Scott Peterson
100. Terri Shiavo
101. Bill _____
102. Pee Wee Herman
103. Doug Funny's dog/Porkchop
104. Patty Mayonnaise
105. Roger Klots
106. Sket Sket Valentine
107. Quail Man
108. The Beets
109. 3 of George Washinton's 4 slaves
110. The obviously gay 7 foot _____
111. jenga, and his brother billy tyson
112. ian.gypsiesdonotgivetheirnames@gmail.com
113. several hermit crabs
114. furby
115. adam sandler
116. chubs from happy gilmore
117. weird nazi kid with freaky clothes
118. the hamburgeler
119. doris day
120. Amie Sharer
121. Jonathan Larson
122. tom collins
123. brownies
124. ollie, the weatherman from family guy
125. Georgia O'Keefe
126. Stacey Gerlach
127. Rae Hathaway
128. Anna Mathew
129. Steph Shore
130. the fetal pigs of AP bio
131. Erik Olaf Mayer
132. Dan the Great Benyishay
133. Your mom
Please feel free to elongate above list. All additions are welcomed. You know, I think Ian's post may have been longer. Dammit! This is WHY he has his own fanclub. Oh well, maybe next time.
Breakfast: Tea and bisuits
Lunch: Banana and pecans
Dinner: Naan with vegetable curry and fish
134. Meredith Randall
11 comments:
You blank out countless last names, but freely write down my middle name (albeit, misspelled), as if it's not some sort of precious secret?! Where's my annonymity?!
well...now that u mention it...you did write your name down on the hardcopy of the list as "Erik O. Mayer." Someone with handwriting suspiciously close to mine wrote in the Olaf.
How many different ways are there to spell Olaf?
I'm not telling. At least THAT can stay a secret.
And let it be known, Erik's middle name is spelled "OLUF!" Sorry Erik, just had to try to get even.
Many things amused me about this list. So many things, in fact, that I'm going to write my own list about this list:
1) Kelsey?! You know Kelsey?? You must tell me what her last name is, what her middle name is, where she lives, what color her eyes are, why she pretended not to know me that one time, and whether she'll ever forgive me and take me back.
2) Besides the good sir Erik O. Mayer's middle name you also misspelled Ian's email address. Which is ironic because you spelled it correctly. What kind of a fan doesn't know that?
3) I also found it amusing that you, Anna Matthew, are not #1 on this list! In fact, you're all the way at #128. Were you not a fan until you realized that 127 people were and you figured you'd jump on the bandwagon? Because that's what I did, Erik too. We reserved our judgments until the very end and will therefore live in infamy.
4) I see here that I'm down as "Dan the Great Benyishay." I can't recall - did you censor that now or did I forget the most important part of my former title?
EVERYTHING ON THE LIST IS IN ITS ORIGINAL FORM...NUMBERING AND SPELLING INCLUDED.
THE ONLY THING CHANGED WAS MY CENSORSHIP OF LAST NAMES.
THAT IS ALL.
oh...and different, random people wrote down the names at different times. Like I said it was an open document on a computer in the library.
The founder of the Ian Gillies Fan Club is actually unknown.
Unless it was Ian Gillies.
Holy shit I remember this.
I remember one day someone in my Social Studies class told me I had a fan club with 100+ members!
I can't believe you actually saved this! Dole bless you Anna Matthew!
Getting even with me, Fat Dan? For what?! You swine of treachery!
you can add me to the list
Summer Sanders? What the fuck.
Why leave last names blank?
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