A Day in Haikus

Alarm: morning jazz
and the pillows are just right
shut up will ya birds?!

For brunch eggs and toast
I miss the good old comics
news is gibberish

A tad late for work
goofy guy sitting outside
his computer broke

Reading a book now
and want to climb up so high
that birds are jealous

You want I fix it?
I know no computer speak...
zero one zero!

Bruce Bentzman walks in
a very cool customer
signs with fountain pen

Ride will be late, damn
oh well, it's time for Borders
maybe some coffee

Dinner at diner
high definition TV
isn't Cops so great?

Mozzarella sticks
or some french fries and the soup
no, a hamburger

Tea as sleep awaits
a book to wind the mind down
'morrow? more haikus

So it is answered
"what did you have for dinner"
and other questions