Tuesday, July 8

Twelve Year Old Sluts

... are gross.


*later*

So, I got stuck with twelve year old girls for campers this year. Let me tell you, although you give a lot less piggy back rides, it is no walk in the park. I look at these girls and think, "Was I that annoying and retarded when I was 12?". Seriously, these girls flirt with anything that has a penis. It's disgusting. I played Pokémon and read books. These girls listen to rap and text on their cell phones all the time. It's so weird.

Okay, not all of them are like that... In fact, most of them are fine, but one rotten apple spoils the whole bunch. Also, when I stay at late, I get to hang out with my favorite person ever, Caitlyn. Yes, she is 6 years old, but she's probably the cutest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. I get to hang out with awesome seven year olds too. You wish you knew them.

Oh! And one of my campers (a twelve year old girl, just so there's no confusion) has six pack abs. No lie. Apparently, she does sit ups.

Oh! And we had three counselors, but one of them quit on... Uh... Monday or Tuesday, I think? Also, another counselor got fired because she was using her cell phone. They warned us, so I really have no sympathy for her. Plus, she wasn't that great of a counselor anyway... I was with her group for a day, and she didn't do anything...

Oh well!

I'm tired, here's what I ate today!

breakfast: Life cereal
lunch: pasta! I love pasta day!
dinner: chicken wrap

5 comments:

Banannafish said...

pedaphiles don't think so.

Stacey said...

*pedophiles

(your "last name" shouldn't be english)

BAHAHAHA

Banannafish said...

pedaphiles are a specific kind of pedophile. duh!

they dig 12 year olds ;)

buhreakfast said...

i'm still waiting

Dbenyishay said...

Cinnamon Life is quite possibly the best cereal ever.