Reserved

If I may, I would like the privilege of blogging tonight.

I vow to not forget or go to bed.

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Look at me! Blogging! I kept my promise, hoes and bros.

I question my roommate's taste in television programs. I love her, but I don't enjoy the Disney Channel, nor do I think Home Improvement is remotely entertaining. The 15 minutes spent watching Friends? Terrible! Phoebe is the only good part about that show, and from what I've seen (which, thankfully, is not much), she's not featured that often. Reba? Okay, I'll admit that I used to watch Reba with my mom on Friday nights, but those days are long past now. We are no longer amused by such television shows.

I'm tired of Hannah Montana! Suite Life of Zach & Cody? No thank you, Sarah. I could be sitting here, in the dark, partially watching some repeat of Family Guy (I'll admit Family Guy isn't much better, but... Home Improvement? Come on!) whilst typing this food blog. Instead, I have to listen to the grunt of Tim Allen. I never understood this show really... Again (like Friends), there was only one person remotely funny, and that was Wilson, creepy voyeur that he was.

You know what's a good sitcom? Arrested Development! Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is an EXCELLENT show. It is something that everyone should watch. If you watch it and do not laugh, I will question your sense of humor.

Other good sitcoms: The Office (US version is just as funny as the UK version!), 30 Rock!!!! (2 words: Tina Fey), Frasier, Seinfeld (I know, everyone likes Frasier and Seinfeld, so one may think they're overrated... THEY'RE NOT!!), The Simpsons (not as good as it used to be, but still holds up), My Name Is Earl (haven't seen a lot of this show, but it's HILARIOUS from what I have seen)... I can't think of anything more... I also think Strangers With Candy is excellent as is The Sarah Silverman Program, but they're on cable, so...

For the first time since May (I was going to say years, but Tina Fey hosted in May, so I HAD to watch it, seeing as I worship the ground she walks on), I watch Saturday Night Live... It was actually pretty funny. Tina Fey made a guest appearance as Sarah Palin, and it was a PERFECT (ALL CAPS!!!!11!!!1!!ONE!!11! CRUISE CONTROL!!!!) impression. Laughter was had by all. Or at least my roommate and I. They also had hilarious commercial parodies, including making fun of that T-Mobile commercial... You know, the one with the "Top 5" friends thinger... Where the boy has his sister's friends in his "Top 5" because they're hot? And the dad says to his daughter, "Maybe you should have less attractive friends"? Anyway, the sketch ended with the father being kicked out of the house. It was quite funny, though it may not seem like it from my description.

As for my day other than television, I spent 99% of the day indoors, hoping for rain. It was disgusting outside. I watched a bit of anime as well, which was a nice treat. Played Neopets (Don't hate me! I was bored!)... Did I do anything productive? Pssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... No. No I did not. I did buy some duct tape! There! That's something productive!


I think this was my most successful post yet! Or not! You be the judge!

I think I'm going to go water my flowers in Animal Crossing. Until next time!

breakfast: slept through...
lunch: didn't really eat "lunch" per se
dinner: pizza, mozzarella sticks, and a hot dog (Ich bin dick. For those non-German speakers, look it up!)



OH!

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE TO LOVE TINA FEY MORE THAN I DO BUT I DO NOW BECAUSE SHE WORE A "VOTE LEIA IN '08" TEE SHIRT ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE I NEARLY DIED WHEN I SAW IT NOW I MUST BUY IT OFF OF THE INTERNETS OH MY GOD I WENT UP TO THE TV AND STARTED STROKING IT SORRY FOR THE LACK OF PUNCTUATION AND ALL CAPS BUT I'M ATTEMPTING TO CONVEY HOW EXCITED I WAS!!!!!