Ahhhhh, to be without a body

I know this sounds odd but wouldn't it be so nice to be without it? How wonderful to just float along as whatever we are spiritually? Or whatever?
Our entire existence revolves around our bodies and the bodies of others.
for example, Ill tell you about my day so far and what an inconvenience my body has been to me.
Wake up, a kitten is biting and scratching my feet. If I had no body, that wouldn't be an issue at all., then of course my body has woken me up one already during the night because it had to pee because last night it demanded I drink water before bed(Im thirsty! Wah) I walked last night and my leg was hurting and my heel too. Body once again.
So then Im tired because of it form last night and getting up at 6 all the time.
so , I have my coffee(now thats a good thing that my body likes, I don't mind this so much at all.
I decide to go to kohl's to return shoes that, you got it, didn't fit my feet so well and of course my body had to get rid of the coffee now and makes me drop everything Im doing to find a bathroom! AND it was demanding I give something to the stomach. Im already distracted from what my brain wants to do which is shop some more and get things to finish my Halloween Costume and the pirate dolls Im working on. Now my feet hurt too. I needed those shoes.
I have to work everyday to keep a house to protect my stupid body from the cold and the heat and the rain and burglars. My body requires a bed and soft things to sit on and I have to keep food cold because my stupid body doesn't like food that goes "bad". It's very particular. it will just toss it right out of my mouth! How rude.
then sometimes it gets sick and I have to pay money for it to get well at a DR.
I hav eto have this vehicle which costs me lots of money every month to cart my ass around.
We as humans are completely un equipped for life on earth which is why I don't think we originated here at all.
You guys get the idea. It would be better off to not have one and I have this thought so often and people think I m nuts.
So I fed this stupid body an egg and cheese sandwich and some more coffee. it liked that. But it will demand more later when Im in the middle of something fun, or it will make my eyes close because it's tired I"M not tired, it is.
By the way, I took it to AC MOORE and you should see what my body did t the bead display!!! OMG,
I have no idea what for dinner, someone elses body is making it. I hope my body likes it.
By the way, we have had the kitten a few weeks now. We named him Collin Craven and we call him Master Collin. this is a character from a favorite book of course, The Secret Garden.
He is doing very well and is getting used to us and the house.
well IM off dears. I have to get as much as I can outa my body before it starts to be a nudge. Then it will bug me for more things. Sometimes it sees things on EBAY and just orders them! Or QVC! or in stores, just out of the blue, it wants something for it'self, clothes, purses, pets! could go on all day.......