Monday, October 6

Okay, Losers

SO yeah. I don't have the time nor the inclination to put up with all your damn hootin' and hollerin'. This'll be my last post. My life is far too uneventful to keep a log, let alone a WEB log. So here's the scoop: I'm majoring in Philosophy, I got a job as a sandwich delivery boy where I work for a large Slavic man named Freddy, and I'm reading Walden by Henry David Thoreau. I hope you have a real cool time on the internet, ya'al.

8 comments:

Ian X. Gillies said...

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You forgot to write what you ate...

Dbenyishay said...

hahahahhahahaha

Well, we all knew the day would come - you can control a man like Jake the same you can direct the wind. Least we can hope to do is one day set up turbines and capture some of his wisdom.

And I was going to jokingly post a eulogy of you, too. R.I.P. soldier.

P.S. Whenever you get the time or the inclination ,hesitate not to do that thing you do on this here web log.

meredith said...

aw jake ill miss you =(

Christine Gillies said...

drama queen!
all you had to do was say you were busy this week no need to quit, like a girl.

Banannafish said...

jake you will be sorely missed! where will the blog be without that big apple flavor?

have fun eating and careening without us :(

Stacey said...

JAKE QUIT LIKE LEETLE GIRL QUIT!

Stacey said...

Dan Ben. -
I request a House-themed blog!

Professor Nesto said...

You will be missed, Jake, but I applaud you for going out in style!