public service announcement: gym etiquette

because i am the gym rat of the bunch, i feel the need to inform everyone on a particular matter of gym ettiquette, don't worry this relates. i love coffee just as much as the next person, but there is a time and place for coffee. at a gym on the treadmill is not one of those times or places. the smell of coffee makes you want to vomit when you are running. also we all know that coffee helps to keep you "regular" so the man next to me briskly walking with his cup of joe kept farting. coffee and flatuence is not something i would like to smell while running. so please i beg of you keep your java out of the gym.