Friday, March 27

STOP THE HATE

Okay. Why is the universe against everything I like?

For example, notice the cat/dog poll? the one that was previously TIED? some MOFO (no names here webmaster) has CHEATED and made dogs the winner.

Another example, the Rpatz hate. So he doesn't shower? It's an enormous attribute to his FACE that he's still so attractive. Besides, maybe this is his anti-tween twilight fangirl perfume that screams "STAY AWAY!!!!! I AM NOT REALLY EDWARD CULLEN!!!"

On another side note, I have joined the House MD addiction...I'm starting to understand some of the cases :D Well, mainly the reproductive ones...cause that was the most interesting subject we learned in Physiology this past term. I'm thinking of going into obstetrics...catching babies and all that. But dealing with pregnant women? maybe not, madunno.

Today, I registered for MCAT...I've been putting it off for MONTHS. And already it feels like there's an axe above my head...a time bomb steadily ticking, deciding whether or not I become a distinguished member of society or a working girl on the west end of Philadelphia.

Do you sense the melodrama? Clearly, I'm lacking things to do. I was on spring break this past week...you know, when no one else had break. So I spent most of it working at the English Department. Lucky for me, most of the profs weren't there, so the first two days I spent doing practice MCAT's online. The third and fourth days, profs started showing up, and seeing a work-study present to do all the bitch work, they happily produced papers to staple, hole-punch, and copy. If I were to become a professor, I couldn't possibly be as pompous and rude as some of these profs are. One of them was like, "Are you and English major?" And I sort of laughed and said no. She got a trifle offended by my laugh...idk why, I laugh at everything. In this instance, I was laughing at how much I wanted to be an English major and wasn't. But anyway, she was all "Well you know, some people are." Mentally, I'm thinking, Thank GOD I dropped the class I was supposed to take with you. No SHIT some people are English majors...I've been working here for a year, I think I'd notice a few of them.

Not to mention that the English majors here are snotty for no reason at all! Like, I went down to get free pizza at their party and one of them was sort of condescending, so I was all "Oh what are you doing after you graduate?"
"...Ummm...not really sure."
Yeah, that's what I thought. Not to say that people shouldn't be English majors! I would love to be one! Read books all day? Write papers analyzing them? Group discusisons? Hell yes! But you can tell that girl was an English major because she wanted to do something "easy" while hunting for a husband.

I'm venting here. I don't know about what anymore. I'm just mad at the world. There's not enough books. Not enough french fries. Not enough TIME.

AND, I have nothing but neurotisicms to say!

Breakfast: Tea and cake and a banana
Lunch: pizza and soda with the esteemed Stacey Gerlach
Tea: samosa with chips and ice cream and coffee
Dinna: ???? something that involves turkey. for my health's sake, hopefully also some vegetables

I have no concept of nutrition at all!

7 comments:

Stacey said...

I'm glad we got to hang out today. =D
Any time you need your House fix fed, I'm your gal!

Professor Nesto said...

Don't worry Anna Mathew. You're not alone. I voted for cats too.

Banannafish said...

Erik I cannot believe we agreed on a poll! (unlike the epic turkey poll)

Dbenyishay said...

I didn't touch the poll (only voted once!). Once it's closed the only thing I can do is remove it.

Christine Gillies said...

Anna,
You should have said to that Proff that,"No, I'm not an enlgish major BUT I AM a Major English!"
it's true!
BEEEACCH.
Why don't you be an English Major if thats what U like?
Is that why you love cats? because of the MCATS?
(just trying to be silly and make you laugh french fry girl)

D.L.Nicastro said...

So that's what I'd look like with a full beard.

Banannafish said...

mrs. gillies's Dali moustache is my favorite by far!

I am also partial to my goatee and Ian's stubble.