My Name is Ian Xavior
Alright, let's get this show on the road. I was very honored to be accepted as one of the trio in this project, and for that reason I don't plan to let my counterparts down. Within the contents of each and every one of my updates, I will be exploring and sharing with you the benefits of a strictly vegetarian diet. Now while this may seem to many as a salad for all three meals, the vegetarian diet is filled with its fair share of goodies, and I hope to open the eyes of the ignorant...even if it takes a pair of pliers and a crowbar.
Breakfast:
Ah, breakfast! The most important meal of the day! To kick off this morning, I decided I would indulge in the wonders which can be found in my local dining hall. So after a refreshing shower and a cup of coffee, I set out into the world. My pick for breakfast this morning is the one and only landmark in history that will make sure the good folks in Belgium will never go forgotten. That's right, the Belgian Waffle. Two and a half minutes in the waffle iron, plenty of butter, and the perfect amount of syrup! Enjoyed with a second cup of coffee, and I have myself a bountiful feast of a breakfast!
Lunch:
Unfortunately, it seems that the torment of Chemistry holds influence greater even than that of the endless void which is known as time. In the common tongue, I didn't have time to have lunch. So before running off to hell, I managed to grab an energy bar from the stash which resides under my bed.
Dinner: To cap off such a day, I needed a feast which I would remember at least until tomorrow morning. And so, for dinner tonight, I decided to have a combination of the only good thing to come out of the state of Italia, and the only known universal heart attack stopper...pizza and a salad! The pizza was nothing short of excellence and the salad-complete with croƻtons, shredded cheese, and ranch dressing-was almost pleasurable! On top of that, for dessert, I was lucky enough to nab an ice cream cone(coffee), and a piece of pumpkin pie! A fine day indeed.
-Ian Xavior
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