Thursday, September 6

My Name is Nesto

Man, being a professor of musicolgy is really tough work. I mean, you all must be thinking that being a professor is the high life, but I ask of you, think again. Just for one moment think: I have to fool everyone into believing that I can play the ukulele, when in reality, I've never even seen one in person. How do I get past all the hardship, you ask? Well, a healthy diet of food and Wii, of course!

Breakfast:
I'm going to say this now, and I won't say it again -- breakfast is overrated, and I don't eat it except for very special occasions. Now, onto the important meals:

Lunch:
I went home after class today because I needed to access my old archives, so on the way home, I got McDonald's. I ordered a double cheeseburger, french fries, and a coke. Yet, when they gave me the food, I had a single hamburger... Easily the most disappointing aspect of my day.

Dinner:
Ahh, this makes up for any shortcomings. I had a wonderful homecooked meal of Rib-Eye steak, baked potato, Caeser Salad, and scrumptious bread. The meat was cooked to a tender medium rare, with some spices scattered across the top. For dessert, I had a good old fashioned milkshake. Just surreal, really.

Wii:
I was busy today, so alas, I had no time for Wii. But, I am working on my Metroid Prime 3: Corruption file, and I will resume that tomorrow.

- Professor Nesto

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