Today I had no thoughts. Not a single one. Why? Because first I woke up late, missing my first class. Then I realized it was past breakfast time and quite nearly lunch time. So, naturally, I decided that, hey, wouldn't dinner taste extra good if I didn't eat anything until then? That was the one thought I had, and it was quite a crappy one.
Breakfast: Slept through it.
Lunch: Didn't have it.
Dinner: Piece of cold pizza and some fries. Delicious fries, but no gourmet meal to make my sacrifice of lunch worth it.
Late-Night Daily-Show/Colbert-Report Snack: Chips. Also, no dip.
P.S. Dear Readers, Admirers, and Food Enthusiasts: A sincere apology for my meager showings today is due. I realize that I have failed to fulfill the Not Fat Dan oath to eat, and eat well. And so I hereby promise to eat more, and eat better from here on out. Good eats to you all.
- Not Fat Dan
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