One of my bestest friends in the whole wide world, Kate, told me of a debate that took place in her English class. The topic of the debate was about an event that occured in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. The aforementioned event? The shooting of the bounty hunter Greedo by Han Solo.
Apparently, some people think that Greedo tried to shoot Han AND THEN Han shot him. This, my good lads and ladies, is false, and anyone who believes otherwise needs to watch the movie closely.
Today was average...
I'm tired everyone! Good night!
breakfast: 438204829 pieces of cinnamon pizza
lunch: ham sammich, chips, and water
OH SHIT!
I HAVE APPLES!!!!
I'M GOING TO EAT THEM NOW!
dinner: chicken sammich, noodles, and peanut butter pieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
IT'S APPLE TIME MOTHERFUCKERS!
3 comments:
Actually, in the ORIGINAL Star Wars, Greedo didn't shoot at all. That was added in when they re-released it so Han didn't seem like an ass.
THAT'S WHAT I SAID, DOUCHE.
THEY ADDED THE JABBA JAWN
star wars...eh
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