Friday, September 12

FOOD EMERGENCY 911

For those of you who have not awoken to the devastation,
Amatos has exploded.
No joking. I woke to two helicopters hovering over my street at 6 am and I went outside to see what the hell they could be hovering for.
too early for shoplifters running from the mall or target.
Accidents on Route one usually draw them near like this but they were hovering in my hood for Christ's sake.
the township has also been spraying poisons and toxins from the air lately to kill everyone 50 years down the road(oh, Im sorry I meant to say to kill the mosquitos) but that is being done in low flying small aircraft at night so it wasn't that.
so on went the morning news and low and behold the entire strip mall has exploded and caught fire in the middle of the night.
so at least no one was injured. Thats the great part.
My favorite craft store was destroyed. Bummer. It's Halloween time. I know these places are all insured and they will most likely rebuild.

but the worst part............. it's pizza night! What are we going to do now.

It made me start to picture in my mind the pizza restaurants in the surrounding areas now that was going to be picking up the business and it made me think, which one would we choose to pick up the slack until our pizza place is rebuilt.

well there is Sophia's I always liked their pizza but hubby was a die hard Amato's lover. There is Le Gourmet but that just doesn't sound very good. Brothers is too far. Tony's is god awful. Pizza Star. Anthony's. All of these place are out of our way and these pizza guys at Amato's have known us for years. It's like neighbors,family. they feed us once a week.

this is quite a dilemma. Pizza is by far one of my most favorite foods. It's like Jello. and there's always room for jello! a person can always have a slice of pizza! I have never turned down pizza, ever. there is an entire celebratory culture around pizza. Kinda of like birthday cakes. If your having a party you order a pizza. you don't feel like cooking, you order a pizza. Pizza is part of our lives.
There is V&S in Fairless hills where a rude teen ager can ignore you and you can stand in an unorganized line of people wondering if your pizza is ready yet. Love their pizza but hate their ways. Want to bitch slap the girl.

Speaking of stupid girls, if you want to see some coyote ugly, kindergarten types take ourself on over to the new Millers Langhorne Ale House and you can get your fill! I think they must have had some criteria leaning towards that movie for choose their help.
We were told in a whiney, like voice, that if we like, wanted any like food, we could like open the menu with like the big fish on it. All of this was in a strange dialect that only 15 year old girls speak and they speak it collectively. All had their chests hanging out, all looked like playboy bunnies sauntering between tables. there like 5 of them at the front door, nervously clinking together, for fear that they might be separated for a moment and loose their identities.
I'd like to know what's going on there.

How does this begin. their parents don't speak this way. Their teachers don't teach them to speak this way. Where does this begin? How does this begin? Why do they want to sound like this? what is the payoff? yes I want to know what they get out of looking stupid? Do they have practice sessions in their poster plastered bedrooms in suburbia? the city girls do NOT talk this way. Clearly it is a suburban trait. I think a study ought to be done immediately.

but their hair sure looked good.

Hope to GOD I never acted like that. I don't think I did. Boys just aren't that important. that must be it. THEY don't know that! they haven't figured it out as of yet. Women of the blogg, please lend your opinions on this. Your closer to their ages than I. I hope this isn't just a generation gap observation on my part. I do think it's a strange phenomenon.
So there is your unexpected emergency posting. I did this for my fellow posters who are out of town, to keep you in the loop.
Let us all take a moment to remember our strip mall on Trenton Road. May it be rebuilt quickly.
hers my prediction. I think Amato's will get their asses into another building somewhere fast and re open, and I will be there to support them.
RIP

9 comments:

Ian X. Gillies said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!




DO NOT WANTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

Stacey said...

NOT AMATOS!

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET WHITE PIZZA?!?

Stacey said...

I LOVE PIZZA STAR!

I HAVEN'T HAD PIZZA FROM THERE IN AGES!

Stacey said...

I think it's a biological thing...

I say 'like' a lot, but I'm not rude, and I certainly don't let my chesticles hang out!

Maybe it's because I lived in Philly for 7 years... Hmm...

INVESTIGATION TIME!

Banannafish said...

men should walk around with shirts off...then it would be semi-fair!

seriously tho, i think girls like that are really out of touch with reality...considering what their priorities are and all. but i think that advertising and other shit in the media objectifies women to become like those coyote ladies, making it seem like those are the only type of women worth having/being.

haha yes its a "the media dunnit!" moment, but i don't blame it all on the media. Individual judgement plays a huge deal too.

You know, this is getting too Oprah/sermon-y for me, so all I can say is: Guys, think about how fair it would be to all those cleavage-bearing ladies if you all walked around shirtless. Fair's fair!

Banannafish said...

and i'm sorry to have not experienced amato's.

Banannafish said...

unless i had it at stacey's house...if its the same pizza then it was great!

Anonymous said...

wait. where's amato's?

meredith said...

first of all, i have not been exposed to all of levittowns finest cuisine, including amatos, but i blame this on dan. i am from langhorne and we dont really venture out much. hell i think im suppoused to marry someone from langhorne produce langhorne children and live a good langhorne life.... seriously its getting kinda inbred so i guess thats why im allowed to date out of the circle.
also where the hell is Millers Langhorne Ale House? it must be in middletown... fake langhorne.
as for teenager girls, dont worry it continues into the 20's! i just saw a girl in a skirt made out of a white trash bag, she clearly was not wearing any underwear either. its really freaking ridiculous. no offense but i blame parents 100%. its probably not the first time shes dressed ridiculously and her parents did not squash it the first time. when i wore makeup the first time my dad made fun of me, until i cried and then now i hardly wear makeup. i dontknow where im going with this.... as a teenager i am not denying that i was annoying, though i was never THAT annoying, its the downfall of our society.