MY FELLOW BLOGGERS, LEND ME YOUR WAX-CLOGGED EARS!!!
IT HAS BEEN MANY A MOON, MANY A SEASON SINCE THIS BLOG HAS BEEN UPDATED. WHEN WE JOINED THIS BLOG, WE VOWED TO POST CONSECUTIVELY TO REFLECT OUR CONTINUOUS EATING HABITS. HOWEVER, AS TIME WAXES ON, THIS BLOG SITS STALE AND UNSAVORY. I DOUBT ANYONE HAS STOPPED EATING SINCE OUR BELOVED MARIE CLAIRE LAST POSTED. HENCE, I EXPECT--NAY, DEMAND THAT SOMEONE POST ON THIS BLOG.
IF THIS CALL TO ACTION IS NOT ANSWERED, I SHALL BLOG EACH NIGHT ABOUT EACH ONE OF YOU AKA SPREADING RUMORS VIA INTERNETS!!
ARE YOU AMUSED? DO NOT BE!!!!! I AM A READY WRITER FOR SPREADING VICIOUS GOSSIP! I SHALL BECOME THE WDYHD GOSSIP GIRL! THIS IS NOT AN IDLE THREAT! YE HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
Thank you and good night.
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