Monday, December 31

New Year's Eve Eve

I did not forget, don't you worry. In fact folks I just stopped eating only a little bit ago, so I couldn't have posted my lovely adventures in food until now, so without further adieu...

BREAKFAST:

A reading from the book of Mathew-
And God said unto Moses the 10 commandments, but then God spoke abruptly as Moses turned and began to head down the mountain, "Oh Moses, one more thing! Commandment Number Eleven! Thou Shalt Not Eat Breakfast." Moses pondered this commandment, and didn't find it necessary to write down. Years later the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah began eating breakfast, God destroyed them promptly.

LUNCH:

For Lunch I partook of a grilled cheese sandwich, I then wandered about believing it to be a Saturday...until my dear mother said, Come on Danny were goin' to Grandmom's! Sweet and Sour Jesus I thought that It was Saturday ALL DAY! What a delight!

DINNER:

Dinner at my grandparents never disappoints. There was a plethora of meats this week. Steak, pork ribs, barbecue ribs, etc. With all the potatoes and asparagus you could handle. (In my case I can't handle any asparagus) So me, my mom and dad, sister, aunt Kelli, baby cousin Kaden, grandmom, and grandpop feasted. And it was delicious, as always. And After eating all that there were about a million bottles of snapple to be had. I love snapple, and reading those real facts on the caps usually make my day.

DINNER PART TWO:

Hours later, Mer returned home from Cancun, and came over, to celebrate her safe return we ordered a pizza from Tony's. Half plain, half pepperoni. As always Tony's pizza was great. And so ended another great day in food.

3 comments:

Dbenyishay said...

Dude. I might be going to Cancun this week, and I had lunch at Tony's and my name is also Dan!

Ian X. Gillies said...

Moses never existed anyways!

Professor Nesto said...

So that's why breakfast causes cancer... God punishes all who enjoy the forbidden apple of that meal!